Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
when melanin magic gets on an elevator
even though “black panther” was snubbed at the golden globes,
i love everything about ^this.
michael b jordan
lupita nyong’o
danai gurira
i also loved this skit i saw with them via “instyle”…
i’d like to know how big and nasty florian munteanu can get
when i saw ^this picture,
i said to myself:
“Who THE HELL is this next to Ghost?!”
after researching heavily,
i found out who it was.
i’ll be honest and font i didn’t see the first “creed”.
i know.
i know.
i’m late,
but i’ll watch soon.
that tall glass of wolf is in “creed 2” tho.
his name is florian “big nasty” munteanu and…
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the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles
the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:
his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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jussie smollett only wants his coffee dark on “empire”
jussie smollett is my guy.
dare i font,
he seems like he’d make a good hubby too.
well jussie was approached about having a white love interest on “empire”.
this was his response on the “the clay cane show” via “the huffington post”…
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i can get with people’s “2018 sexiest man alive” (am i the only one?)
well it’s about time.
whenever they pick people’s “sexiest man alive”,
i usually cringe.
“the rock” was the only one i said “yum”.
last year,
it was blake shelton of all folks.
confused tf outta me,
but i figured he must be sexy to someone.
well they revealed 2018 sexiest wolf and i have to agree with their decision.
i’ve been a fan for a long time and well…
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hello 9-1-1 on fox? ryan guzman has me on fire
i seriously have to finish “the boy next door”.
i started it and never got through it.
i didn’t even know ryan guzman was playing “the boy”.
i thought it was some snow wolf.
clearly,
i wasn’t paying attention.
well ryan has gotten my attention since he was casted in “9-1-1”.
i think he’s handsome af…
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