Category: PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE
aaron taylor-johnson says it’s my calvins or he wears nothing (i’ll vote for nothing)
when he is clean cut,
aaron taylor-johnson drives me wild.
he is probably my white wolf crush atm.
i’m not really into this long hair situation as of late tho:
aaron said hold my beer cause he is next up for his take on “my calvins”…
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michael b. jordan came hard (as i did) for this bts video
i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…
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michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it
i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.
Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn
michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.
um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…
dk metcalf is so muscular and hot chocolatey, he can’t even feel the cold
were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:
“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”
cause this is how they handled it…
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let’s have a conversation about that nfl baller i bagged
on my last patreon,
i mentioned tips on how to bag blue checks and big deals on socials.
big deals meaning those we want to see how big their “deal” is.
everyone always asks me about the nfl baller wolf i bagged.
let’s font about him,
the night we met,
and a recent update…
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chris paul nearly got an arrest record last night on mother’s day
when i think of “unproblematic baller wolves”,
chris paul comes to mind.
he gets the award for “nicest nba cheeks” too.
if he is doing dirt,
it’s so low,
it’s 8 feet under.
i don’t what possessed a “fan” to fuck with his family during a game but…
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