best believe,
if you hear that i’m single and “hanging out” with someone like ^this
who just became newly single as well:

He is slaying this foxhole mercilessly.

i don’t blame this vixen for “hanging out” with him tbh…

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some of us may have the same issue that odell beckham jr suffers with.

Anytime we befriend another male and it’s strictly platonic,
the rumors start flying that we’re are smashin’ on the low.

which causes the other male to stop speaking to you.
he gets spooked and suddenly starts trying to prove his straightness.
the sad part is:

Odell Beckham Jr is straight and hasn’t confirmed his sexuality.
The rumors of his sexuality plague his actual talent as a baller wolf.

the rumors about many of us are worse than the actual truth.
this is the latest baller wolf that is about to be “hyper straight” in a few weeks…

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at 54,
shannon sharpe looks damn good.
his bawdy is still one of dreams and fantasies.
he put up a picture the other day of his younger self in college.
i gotta font…

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foxhole:

Do you know how many black (gay and straight) were following David Geffen on IG?

randomly,
i went to his ig and saw many of our favs following him.
you know my eyebrow went up.
they were trying to get that billionaire peen.
i would be too shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
according to the forests,
david ended up choosing one and they got married over the weekend…

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when he is clean cut,
aaron taylor-johnson drives me wild.
he is probably my white wolf crush atm.
i’m not really into this long hair situation as of late tho:

aaron said hold my beer cause he is next up for his take on “my calvins”…
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i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…

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