Category: PLAY WITH MY JOYSTICK
You Got Bugs All Up In Your Thing
the ps4 has arrived.
x box one who?
all the baller (and non) wolves i know have went out and bought one.
( x two ) like in the above picture.
if ive learned anything from buying video game systems,
i’ll let all the test dummies cop it first.
i’ll let them stand in long lines and deal with the obnoxious.
let them complain about all the bugs they have encountered.
send their systems back to sony a few times.
you know the usual.
by the time i have a job (or career) god-willing,
i can afford the bug and issue free re-release.
my straight wolf friend,
who i will nick name soon,
just ordered his from amazon.
he gonna say:
“well you know you gonna have to wait til april or later next year right?”
“thats cool.
my money should be right by then and the price should be lower.”
everyone rushing out to by the ps4 and dunno what games they getting.
call of duty ghosts?
and that’s it?
like what?
im quite satisfied with the system i have until then.
still playing gta v.
no worries,
but enjoy boys.
let know how know you like it.
Do You Think You Could Still Smash A Vixen?
some of us have dealt with vixens before.
some of us are still dealing with vixens now.
yeah i see you.
an f-bi sent me a online game called “date ariane”.
its virtual reality fun,
where you choose your own adventure as you click on the screen.
i took her on a date,
we went to some restaurant,
i took her to some store where i mistakenly saw her pussy,
went to the amusement park,
and then i took her home.
i got a 6 out of 10.
french kiss included.
said i can call her again.
score!
you think you could do better?…
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Batman is Ready For Round Three (I Can’t Take It!)
so everyone knows i am a game geek.
i was all about batman arkham city last year.
i think i beat that in a week or so.
last week on tumblr,
one of my favs re blogged a new batman game coming out.
where was i?
why am i always so late?
anyway the game is called “batman arkham origins” and i am beyond excited.
intel on the game:
Arkham Origins moved development away from series creators Rocksteady Studios, and is written by Corey May and Dooma Wendschuh. The game’s main storyline is set five years before that of 2009’s Batman: Arkham Asylum and follows a younger and less refined Batman who has a bounty placed on his head by crime lord Black Mask, drawing eight of the world’s greatest assassins to Gotham City on Christmas Eve. The game is presented from the third-person perspective with a primary focus on Batman’s combat and stealth abilities, detective skills, and gadgets that can be used in both combat and exploration. Arkham Origins is the first game in the series to feature multiplayer gameplay.
hell it was ready from the commercial and some game play...
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THE GAMES THE FOXHOLE PLAYS (3)
okay so i won’t even lie.
this one had me stuck for a good day.
i don’t know if my brain shut off or what…
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