ooh,
drakey poo…
have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.

Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.

this was his answer…

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if you are lucky,
all it takes is one face card of yours to go viral.
this ^person went viral because of how attractive he was to others.
it was so bad,
they had to pull his picture down off their website.
vixens were on a mission to get him.
his name is brandon lee,
33 years old,
and…

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all i got was ^this and a dm saying:

“WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?”

i love when ya’ll send me shit in dramatic.
wellllllll….
it looks like bobby shmurda using someone’s bundles as a pillow.
when i focused all the way…

“allegedly“.
so i get on twitter and saw this…

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*sometimes,
people do more harm than good to the mentally ill.

 my favorite britney performance would have to be “slave 4 u” in 01.
01 was a sad year for me but i found comfort in her.
my late mama liked her too.
she killed the stage at the vmas during her prime.
she had tigers,
snakes,
and what looked like the cast of “cats”.

ya’ll didn’t have to tell me she probably would never perform again.
per baller alert…

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“One thing the Powers That Be could count on is promiscuity and humanities inability to temper their sexual behavior.” – Khalil31

the powers that b know that many of us are idiots.
they know what traps to set and how some of us fall in each time.
why lift a finger when they know how people will react and respond?
you tell us one thing and we will fight to do the opposite.
we will whine and complain about our rights to protect our safety.
some are arguing the recent stats about monkeypox are homophobic.
it’s really ridiculous and all could be prevented.
imagine catching the trifecta of pokmemon…
and you can take that how you will…

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can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant…

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