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Adult content, Nudity, Sexual Situations

believe people when they show you who they are.
i see a lot of second and twenty-fifth chances out here.
better yet,
i see:

“They wouldn’t do it to me.”

we have talked about onlyfans star,
malik joseph,
on countless occasions.
ya’ll love for him turning out to the gay for pay attentionistos,
but he has shown his alleged violent tendencies a couple of times.
( x one example here )
( x throw in this one for good measure )
another only fans star,
elijah wilde,
had something to share about his alleged experience with mailk…
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i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
Continue reading “DID WE ASK FOR A “MR AND MRS SMITH” REMAKE?” →

i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this…
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like the jussie smollett case,
i need the tory lanez/megan the stallion case to come to an end.
i know it keeps people talking and guessing but it’s going on for 3 years.
it seems megan has pretty much moved forward.
tory,
not so much?
tory decided he wanted to move forward with another stint in jail today.
his twitter fingers put him there per tmz…
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amy schumer always comes off so pretentious and annoying to me.
she has been going hard over will smith and the slap.
as you know,
or didn’t,
she was hosting the oscars when that went down.
according to her,
she has been ( x traumatized by the whole ordeal ).
everyone is saying comedians should be able to make jokes,
but amy had a joke about alex baldwin that she couldn’t say…
Continue reading “AMY SCHUMER DIDN’T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT TRAUMA UNTIL IT WASN’T ALLOWED?” →