the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors

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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

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robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.

Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

dear america,
this is a safe space…

is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.

in his tweet

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okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.

it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:


if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts

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