these are the males calling themselves alpha nowadays šŸ˜‚

How are vixens getting wet for the males of today?

when i use to hang out with the straights in the 00s-10s,
it was interesting to see them in the hunt.

they would range from fine to average,
but they would all approach vixens they were interested in.
even the finest ones got rejected but 8/10,
they’d end up getting a number.
did the connections work out?
eh,
but they shoot their shots if they wanted pussy.

At least they tried.

nowadays,
the game seems have changed for the worse.
today’s straights have become so bitchy and sassy.
they spend all their days want to physically show strength,
working out for days on end to build testosterone,
only to be narc bitches for socials.

“Show me the last seflie you took.”
“Show me the last picture you took that got a lot of likes.”

“Show me the last time you complained how lonely you are.”

i saw this clip on twitter that represents dating in 2024ā€¦

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is timothy champagne flip flopping like a fish out of water?

Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.

so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.
why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.

straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich

…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...

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they might have gotten eggs on their faces

A price hike panic that felt more scrambled than than anything else.

it was interesting to me to see this discussion about the price of eggs.
when i went into the supermarket,
eggs were like 3 to 4 dollars on average.
i like mine “cage free” but during the Rona,
they were like 7 dollars at one point.
after rona,
my grocery bill as a whole became much more affordable.

Imagine my surprise when he started harping on grocery bills like they were sky-high.

this man dog-walked biden/harris for inflation,
built an entire campaign on ā€œlowering costsā€...

and now in his “time’s man of the year” interview via the hill

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we told you not to vote for an OF scammer

I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.

i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.
well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.

so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting namesā€¦

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so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?

Everyoneā€™s got someone toxic theyā€™d never claim in daylight but wouldnā€™t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
letā€™s be clear,
iā€™ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
heā€™s triflinā€™ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflinā€™ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways

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did andrew schulz fly too close to the comedic sun?

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.

late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.

fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,

andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “
wacced out muralsby saying:

“Donā€™t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
thatā€™s law.”

andrew went fullā€¦

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