i know we ain’t talking but ima add you to my life insurance policy just in case

I can smell this picture.

it’s no secret that males with money pay for companionship.
they skip to the front of the line and head straight into VIP.
there are some who use their money to be predatory,
but there are others who are genuinely looking to purchase connections.
i’ve heard stories of rich males who pay for more than sex.
they actually drop dollars for intimacy.
they’ll hire an escort to have dinner and talk.
no sex on the menu.
they are lonely,
can’t trust everyone,
and it’s easier to purchase loyalty.
i know what you’re thinking.

Well,
shit,
I’m available.

…but that is the thing about males who are in a higher tax bracket.
THEY pick who they’ll drop dollars on.
sometimes they pick good and other times
well,
everyone meet datari austin.

he makes so much bank that…

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it’s not actually “DEI” but being fatigued with black people

personally,
i don’t do:

Zeus reality shows (all reality shows tbh),
Brandy’s brother
The rapping jackal who has gone full “Yahtzee”
“Look at this new #72637267222 fight video with black folks”

as a black Fox in the community,
i can say and font this.
ten toes down with my whole chest.
when white folks say and font it,
it holds a different energy.
“DEI” is actually “black fatigue”,
apparently.
i saw this video on tiktok and i didn’t even know this was a thing…

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some of ya’ll HATE beyonce’s kids with a passion

i have been enjoying rumi on stage with her mama and sister.
the joy she has being up there is beautiful to see.
you know what’s not beautiful to see?

Grown adults talking and fonting about Bey’s kids.

i thought kids were off limits?
i was hearing about how blac chyna mama,
tokyo toni,
went off about blue ivy.
people were saying it was bad but Lord have mercy

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saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.

Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

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saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.

we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

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trans vixens outing males like gay males is a contradiction.

there are many trans vixens who baffle me in 2025.
like,
straight up “i need an updated file” type of baffling.

anytime i font about the following and ask a particular question,
no one has anything to say/font back.

Trans vixens can’t be seen as vixens but outing males like gay males.

it’s like they are still living as gay males with female trauma.
a trans she jackal in houston exposed males in her DMS that were trying to talk to her.
they are titled as “DL males” but then i had a thought via “the root”

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