Category: JACKAL ATE MY FACE
the tea you’re sipping could poison you too

What is it about villains like Lydia from Breaking Bad that stick with us long after their story ends?
i promise you,
i think about her often.
she was cold,
calculating,
and had this neurotic obsession with control.
she let others do her dirty work,
thinking she could sit comfortably on her untouchable pedestal.
in the end…
make the price of eggs great again

This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.
i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.
you know the saying:
“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”
well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays…
america is about to be great any day now (anyyyyy day now)

So when exactly is America supposed to be great again?
it’s four days in and it’s looking more like a sequel to chaos than anything remotely “great”.
with our new president diving headfirst into his rollback agenda,
undoing policies left and right,
i can’t help but wonder…
is the time up for tiktok?

The clock app might have run out of time.
it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?
the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.
( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,
sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…
no porn in florida and no recording either?

Fontin’ of recording…
i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:
You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.
i saw the following on reddit and…
Continue reading “no porn in florida and no recording either?” →indians are coming to snatch our jobs per the super villains

Mask off.
What happens when the American dream morphs into a nightmare you didn’t sign up for?
for years,
we believed hard work and a degree guaranteed stability.
this christmas,
reality delivered a stocking full of coal.
muskrat and “that indian jackal” made it painfully clear…
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