the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors

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don’t fight the FLO: embrace the throwback

We (desperately) want that ol’ thing back.

muni long’s “made for me” hit different,
didn’t it?

it’s like a love letter to the golden days of R&B,
it fed our nostalgia-starved many of our millennial hearts.
it gave heavy midnight love:

let’s get into FLO,
the UK trio who teamed up with missy forfly girl“:

…and delivered a sound so 90s/2000s it feels like a time machine.
of course,
many are out here calling their music “dated”.
funny tho…

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did NLE choppa make a mistake being too gay friendly?

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.

i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please

I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.

ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.

he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…

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okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.

it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

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