When Bey calls,
we go running.

…especially when it’s sponsorship money.
i’ll be there with bells on.
i’ve been hearing good things about her new luxury hair care line,
cécred.

for 30 dollars for a shampoo,
it better be.
( x see it here )
was i the only one who didn’t know how to pronounce the name?
i’ve seen many vixens promoting their new luscious locks on the socials,
but an ex-baller wolf was called in to show what it did to his hair too.
su’a cravens,
you’re up…

so i know we discussed this in the past but…

Has it been confirmed that August Alsina is “one of the Foxhole”?

these recent ads for his new cologne,
“joce“,
with zu aka @iamlazu_ are very…

when we are young,
some of us live a very fast life.
we drink,
drug,
and party with no apologies.

All of that can catch up with us as we get older.

young ma is no stranger to living a fast life.
she likes to have a good time but it seems it’s catching up…

Continue reading “young ma ain’t look too good right now” →

yikes.
i agree tho.
i was cool with a straight male who said he doesn’t use lotion.
he took a shower at my crib and asked him if he wanted to cream his skin.

“Thats gay.
Only girls use lotion.”

i felt like it was a light shot toward me.
when he looked in my bathroom,
i had all kinds of face and body products in there.
i dunno what gays he knows but a majority of us ain’t ashy.
as matter of fact,
gays use lotion and all the products to keep us looking tight ‘n’ right.
this is one of the many reasons vixens secretly fall for gay males.
they see us and our glistening skin,
and add our bawdies from the gym,
and wish their straight buffalos would pull it together.
i have noticed something tho…

Continue reading “males who take care of themselves are gay and are like women?” →

my teeth aren’t straight.
i was in a horrible accident with my mouth as a kid.
it has been one of my biggest insecurities next to the list of other ones.
this is why i don’t usually smile in my pictures tbh.
even with all my insecurities tho,
i still managed to bag some of the sexiest wolves.
there was a time when i was interested in getting veneers.
when i saw the process of how they put veneers on,
it was an automatic dub for me.

love and hiphop alum,
sukihana,
just lost one of her veneers eating crab legs…

Continue reading “the crab legs took the veneer right out of sukihana mouth” →

while i was at the wedding on sunday,
i was having a shit ton of fun.
it was starting to get cold af and one of the bride’s brother let me borrow his jacket.
once i put it on:

“OMG YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
YOU GIVE OFF “COSMOPOLITAN”.
HOLD ON LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF YOU!”

thats when i started getting nervous.
he asked me to smile for the pictures,
but i hate my smile.
i think it makes me look weird since my lips are really big.
he took some pictures and everyone was “oooh” and “aww” at them.

“This should be your Grindr default picture.
Someone would match with you right now.”

when i looked at one of the pictures from this impromptu photoshoot.
i didn’t see any of that.
i zoomed right in on all my flaws and everything i see that is wrong with me.

a day later,
he sent me all the pictures via whatsapp.
i was on the phone with hunter and as i looked at all the pictures…

Continue reading “the ugly monster that is me with body dysmorphic disorder” →