I Got Banged Out By Pre Baller Wolves (and All I Got Was This Book Deal)

tumblr_mv1xtrj1qM1qjpqono1_500i remember a scene in spike lee’s “he got game”.
jesus shuttlesworth went to look at a college trying to recruit him.
well he ended up having a 3some with two snow bunnies.
good flick.
check it out sometime.
so the life of a potential pre baller wolf is usually pretty exciting.
more often than not,
they are treated like a god in the recruitment process.
every college will lay down the red carpet just so they will sign on the dotted lines.
sometimes the colleges will do just about “anything”.
like hire an escort hoe and her cubs to fuck the pen in their hand?
ooohhhhhhh yeah.
well in a new book called,
“breaking cardinal rules: basketball and the escort queen”,
it takes us deep into the alleged recruiting process at the university of louisville.
i read this article on prnewswire and well…
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Khloe May Have To Pull The Plug on Lamar

lamar-odom-khloe-kardashianwell this is a pretty sad turn for lamar.
the kardashians packed the show up and headed to vegas for lamar odom.
the big one,
his wife,
is the one making the medical decisions for him.
according to people
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“Stuck and Left Naked With A Hard Penis” (Lamar Odom)

lamar-odomdamn i just come home from a long day’s work and see this news.
lamar odom fighting for his life after being found unconscious”.
um…
wtf?
i didn’t know it was like that with him.
check what tmz sports had to say…
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Odell Beckham JR Is In The Early Stages of Getting Reupholstered Coochie

Screen Shot 2015-09-08 at 10.13.00 PMMOM!
COME GET YOUR BALLER CUB!
now i know odell beckham jr is the new “hotness” in these forests.
everyone wants to be him
…as i’m sure “do” him.
i should know.
this fox is standing in line.
*cough*
well it seems odell has found lust love in a hopeless place.
according to tmz sports,
odell is in the “early stages” of dating
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David Denson: The Right Way To Publicly Come Out The Closet?

Brewers-minor-leaguer-David-Deyou know when someone comes out the closet in sports or hollywood,
usually the motivation is to sell some magazines or t-shirts.
shortly after,
the skeletons get exposed and “we” end up being over them.
when the world is your stage,
there is always a hidden agenda in the background.
well that may not have been the case of mlb baller wolf,
david denson.
he recently came out the closet with very little agenda.
cnn had this to say…

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Dez Bryant Will Beat You ( and Not In The Good Way )

Screen Shot 2015-08-03 at 10.20.04 PMyou know i think baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is rough.
he looks like he plays rough in and out of the…
well you get the idea.
well all the nfl baller wolves are currently in training camp.
the new season starts in less than a couple weeks so its work to be done.
i guess they are all frustrated because dez let loose on his teammate

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