Category: BACKWOODS
when the God of the sea dips into uncharted waters
Imagine seeing this coming…
out the water.
look what washed ashore in my box.
an F-BI dropped off a message in a bottle.
inside,
it contained the sexy siir neptune making waves.
its something you all wanted for quite some time…
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an F-BI made sure we had bunz the day before thanksgiving
When you come over for Thanksgiving,
you gotta bring something.
you can’t just roll up empty handed with the stomach to match.
an F-BI decided to bring the bunz as an appetizer.
i got a drop that said:
and then it was followed with this…
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do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?
Allegedly fonting,
of course.
Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.
over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.
in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.
oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.
the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly…
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this is not what i wanted
the phrase that many foxes want to hear:
“Is this what you wanted?”
why,
yes,
yes it is.
ever since we laid eyes on him,
we have been fantasizing about what it would be like.
“would it be everything i’ve dreamed for?”
let’s be real,
whether he is DL or out,
we want to have sex because this wolf fits the criteria of what we wanted.
so when we finally get what we want due to pure persistence and strategy…
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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks
You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.
chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:
they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:
it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.
a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…
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should i have been expecting more from this chris sails leakage?
for this following leakage,
it would be one thing if we got the “chris sails shortly after queen naija” era.
the following chris sails is the wolf you wanted and when you finally get him,
he wasn’t at his peak and let himself go.
you do it because you want to see if he would measure up to the fantasy.
unfortunately,
your yelp review isn’t going to give him a good rating.
so one of the F-BI hit me up early this morning with:
“This was on Elon’s swamp before I delete my page”
and of course,
it was chris in full ( x expose ).
i’ll give my further thoughts below…
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