So This Is What The Straights Do When They Home Alone?

tumblr_mteg9iApR61s4s8xpo1_500how romaticalz!
nothing says a saturday night like
red box,
razor blades,
and rim jobs well into sunday morning.
good times.
awww i’d like to shave my wolf’s booty like dis!
well nair is better.
i hope he let her eat it after.

lowkey: i know a 110% straight wolf whose wife use to “nair” him.
he actually taught me how to use nair.
don’t look at me like that.
anyway he said the nair can go between ya ass crack,
but make sure it’s not by ya hole or balls.
yeah.
#nojudgment from me.
they was into some freaky shit tho.

just how i like em.

For Someone Who Is NOT Gay…

…you sure do that “please follow” free promo to all the gay and lowkey d/l on instagram.

largeall the dudes this one attention whore on instagram tells you to follow,
i know thru various confirms are d/l dudes.
ive been observing this with other attention whores on instagram as well.
what is with this “please follow my bro” thing anyway?
its always some random ass dude.
how did they even get in contact to get a shout out?
i’m confused.
sometimes i think they’re low key gettin’ it in with these dudes.
 at least maybe even interested.
you never see these wolves telling you to follow some vixen.
shit don’t even be shocked.
this is 2014.

Trey Songz Ate Everything Off The Plate (See!)

1622859_10152072255084934_1886727381_n-1good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.

well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?

O-Cakes Is Pregnant

Screen Shot 2014-02-15 at 2.15.53 PMwell not o-cakes persay,
but his friend over there in the corner.
first lil’ kim and now him?
very random indeed.
i hope 2014 ain’t the year of “can you afford this child?” pregnancies.
anyway he shared ( x the sonogram ) on instagram.
why the baby look like it was dancing tho?
good luck to them both!

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Barbie Shows You What Plastic Body Parts Can Get You

021214-SI-Barbie-IA.vadapt.955.medium.34so barbie gets the cover on sports illustrated.
nicki minaj would be so proud.
they put her on the cover to boost her image.
my question is:
why is a doll,
that girls are known to play with,
on a major sports afflicted magazine?
isn’t that kinda… odd?
well the men who read tend to like their hoe’s body parts in plastic anyway.
i guess its about time she get her props.

read more: cbs news

Well Aren’t They Cute?

Screen Shot 2014-02-08 at 3.42.21 PM Screen Shot 2014-02-08 at 3.42.31 PMaww so precious.
so cute.
he literally lights up when ( x riccardo ) is around.
i would too.
riccardo is fione.

kim looking like a third wheel in these streets.

lowkey: i love how mysterious riccardo is.
seen and not heard.