What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically…

Have you ever wondered if life’s little messes are actually Gods way of sending us a message?

i didn’t want to leave my apartment at first.
it was 8am,
snow was coming down hard,
and my fridge was empty.
on top of that,
i was out of dishwashing liquid.
that is a survival essential if you hate dirty dishes as much as i do.

“i can do this tomorrow,” I thought.

….but what if tomorrow came and i pushed it back again?
tomorrow is christmas.
i was supposed to spend today with my straight boyfriend.
don’t ask,
it’s complicated.
he wanted us to do christmas eve and christmas together,
but plans got canceled thanks to him catching the flu.

So, it’s just me.
Again.

eventually,
i convinced myself to throw on some clothes and head to the store.
as soon as i stepped back outside with my groceries,
i noticed the snow had stopped.
out of nowhere:

BAM…

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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i had to use a meme for this entry.
i’m starting to believe its spooky season every day of the year.
halloween isn’t just reserved for ghouls and goblins on 10/31.

Folks are scaring up terror in their lives to share on the public stage.

pride be damn.
on a podcast,
vixen reveals she had a threesome with a wolf and his moms.
foxhole…

Continue reading “when moms can say “he’s the daddy” during a threesome with her son” →

Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…

Continue reading “the water that had a side of pee and an incurable std in it” →

The following is Reading-MA
Gore, Gross ass shit

i still haven’t forgotten how my past church hurt me.
i’ve forgiven them but i’ll never forget how they did me.
i was just talking to someone from my past church about what i went through.
even years later,
the person is still proud of me for standing up and fighting back.
i think it has caused me to look sideways at church folks tbh.
currently,
i don’t attend any church even though i use to stream td jakes heavy.

If you want to see a bunch of followers in one setting,
go to a church.

church people are the original toxic stan group.
the way they’ll turn on you for their pastor,
or how they hate on others that aren’t in “the Jesus circle”,
is unmatched than the hive or the barbz.
one of my great friends sent me this interesting video today.
pastor mike todd from the transformation church in tulsa, ok…

spits in his hand and does this to one of the members…

Continue reading “IS THIS WHAT YA’LL GO TO CHURCH FOR? TO GET SPIT ON?” →