Panic has a funny way of turning even the smartest among us into complete disasters.

it’s kind of like how those clueless white vixens,
who always run…

when fear takes over,
you’re stuck in fight,
flight,
or freeze mode.

If there’s a fire on your stove,
freezing isn’t exactly a winning strategy.

case in point of what was on my elon swamp timeline….

i’ve met trevor jackson irl.
i can tell you that he looks just as good in person.
he’s definitely sexy and his speaking voice is top tier.
he was trying to smash this vixen i was with but that’s a whole other story.
his mother is very nice too.
anyway…
so trevor likes to upload himself singing on IG.
he posted himself singing water by tyla:

can we font about that pec bounce in the beginning?
the facial expressions tho is what had everyone confused.
well he in his facial bag cause he uploaded another video and…

Continue reading “trevor jackson is showing us what he looks like when he climaxes” →

i didn’t get any sleep last night…

Continue reading “flood my hole (literally)” →

Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…

Continue reading “the water that had a side of pee and an incurable std in it” →

i don’t ever want to be “the faithful gay” to someone straight.
you know the types who will do anything for some straight wolf.
it’s like a vixen who is “ryde or die“.
andy king,
who is pictured above,
reminds me of one of those types.
he was in the fyre festival documentary a few entries down.
he revealed he was “the faithful gay” this during the mess…
Continue reading “are you “the faithful gay”?” →

cubs tend to open up lemonade stands when the weather gets hot.
it’s really cute when they do.
a black cub decided to do a “water stand”.
this snow she-jackal named alison ettel,
in all her gentrification over in san francisco,
went and did this… Continue reading “They Calling The Hunters For Selling Water Now (Allegedly)” →