Tag: vibrate
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (62)
you been waiting and waiting.
the person to fix for your security system was supposed to be there an hour ago.
you don’t mind sitting in the crib because its a heatwave,
but damn,
you have things to do before a certain time.
they said they would be there at 10am and its now 3pm.
no bueno.
you finally see the van pull up to your crib.
he gets out…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (61)
your phone keeps blowing up this morning.
texts,
but a ton of twitter mentions.
did you become a star overnight?
what happened?
you just fell asleep at your homeboy’s house.
well when you get on twitter to see whats going on:
“lmao.”
“wow that is disrespectful.”
“i would kick his ass.”
“they probably some faggots.”
when you look,
you see you as the main feature in this picture…
WOLF MEAT: (132)
“yo do these jeans make my ass look fat?”…
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