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andrew gillum’s alleged escorting ghost, travis dyson, might be coming back from the dead

your ghosts will come back to haunt you if you’re not careful.
you think they’ve moved on,
but they’re patently waiting to come up from their graves.
remember i asked ya’ll what happened to the escort,
travis dyson,
who was involved with the andrew gillum situation?
he has his dvr set for monday morning.
why?…
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so ya’ll might be back to work as early as next week? (no more social distancing?)

you will be back on the apps by this time next week.
why?
trump seems to have changed his mind on social distancing.
everyone might be back outside pretty soon because via “the huffington post“…

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are ya’ll gonna fight for trump when beef comes to his door?

you know when folks have beef with each other it’s best to stay out.
our names is bennett and we ain’t in it.
so trump is starting a war in iran that has everyone shook.
i’m patiently waiting for developments.
it’s funny how trump spoke this into existence when obama was president:

well it seems iran allegedly doesn’t have beef with the american people.
this is a video that flew down my twitter timeline…

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look what derrick jaxn made jussie smollett do

jussie smollett did the right thing going ghost.
after the negative press and backlash from “the incident”,
it was smart of him to step away from social media and the spotlight.
it seems jussie is back.
kinda.

so derrick jaxn,
the “self love ambassador” on ig…
who,
and sidebar,
looks like this meal and a 1/2:

“oh hey”.
anyhoo,
he posted a comment under a post on “the shade room“.
it was about a she-jackal who allegedly fabricated a story about her braids getting cut.
the comment made jussie come out and well…

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charles may have a secret (don’t they all?)

oh,
it’s going to babe…
so charles is definitely the hot ticket right now.

his salad tossing teaser video has reached 1 million views on facebook.
with this sudden burst of popularity comes a lot of sniffing around.
it’s only natural.
a foxholer sent me the following picture from charles alleged facebook…
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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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