When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)

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nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post
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The Surprise In My Living Room

flowers-mountain-Favim.com-1001520i come home and i’m in for a surprise
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Surprise! Your Son Was A Homo! Who Wants Pie?

scary_monster1yesterday was a day of surprises.
one of the reasons i didn’t post anything.
let’s get into it…

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SongzBird Pays A Surprise Visit To A Fan’s House… and No It Wasn’t A Booty Call.

well we are starting the new year with some positivity.
one thing i love.
this time it comes from:

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X Marks The F0x: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!

There is a scandal brewing…

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