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WOLF MEAT: (435)
i don’t see bunz cleavage as much anymore.
“sagging”,
for the slow ones.
everyone has upgraded to tight fitting sweat/track pants.
well there is a new ispy-er on the scene.
the name is “slutty creep” on tumblr…
(i know)…
and they got some wolf meat cleavage for review…
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How I Met Your Mother
so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
100 dollars.
last time was 175.
like wtf?
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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It’ll Cost 10,000 To Get A “Fat Ol Donkey Ass” By Christmas!
oh, how the world loves a fat ol donkey ass.
as a vixen, you get access into VIP and some baller wolf pipe.
as a fox, you get bumped to the front of the pipe line of the exclusive wolves and hybrids.
why wouldn’t anyone want one?
now that you can buy one,
it is the hot new item for christmas this year.
but, i started to wonder if having a fat ol donkey ass is all that it’s cracked up to be?
(cracked… get it?)
because it seems like your face, personality, and health status are bounced out the equation.
all for a night inside that fat ol donkey ass.
i started to wonder…
Is a “fat ol donkey ass” the new “face“?
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WOLF MEAT (59)
(closes door)
Honey…
I’m home!
I picked up something from the store for dinner tonight….
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