“i got all these pineapples talking about me finally!”
so the forests have a lot to say about chrisette michele.
this is the most publicity she has had in her career.
who knew selling her soul to trump would do it.
so she went ahead and released a statement for us.
ig,
of course.
there is a reason why she is performing at trump’s inauguration.
this is what she had to say…
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i would look angry too if i looked foolish.
okay so gather around because this scandal got really…
bad!
so remember yusaf mack?
he is the pineapple,
yes he is on “pineapple status” now,
who claimed he was drugged into doing a porn scene.
well his trail of fuckery,
as well as his twitter favorites,
ended up making him look like a liar.
a dumb one who went to the damn news.
after all that drama,
he finally released a statement today.
this is what he had to say…
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that is her “you ain’t getting rid of me yet suckas” pose.
okay can i be 100 and say i laughed at this story?
100,0o0.
that is how many of ya’ll signed a petition to get raven symone off “the view”.
( x see petition on change.org here)
oh my god.
did they have to use that picture of her on the site?
i’m laughing again.
okay sorry.
serious.
*ahem*
so guess what?
the view ain’t getting rid of her.
a rep for abc gave a simple statement which read…
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you read right.
“the first family” released a statement about lamar odom.
well almost all the sisters did.
this is what they collectively had to say…
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i guess that dragging to the pits of hell really humbled her.
raven symone really felt all those insults.
i bet her phone/computer/tablet/carrier pigeon are mia.
well before she threw her electronic devices in the hudson,
she wrote an apology on her facebook yesterday.
it went a little something like this…
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everyone meet mia isabella.
the second half in this whole “the tyga vs the trans” scandal.
well she has released her statement.
f-bi approved?
well this is what she had to say via her instagram..
Continue reading “…But Tyga Had Loved-ed Me!!” →