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I Love That Odell Beckham Jr Gives Good Head (& Shoulders)

the scorpio bae,
odell beckham jr,
has a lot to be happy about these days.
well for one,
jamari fox likes him.
so that’s the ultimate happiness right there.
not only that,
he is the spokesperson just for giving great head.
well not the “head” you had in mind.
sporting news had this to say…
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That Rihanna Reign Ain’t Letting Up… Like, Ever

rihanna is my spirit animal.
like the main animal in all my spirits.
i love her.
anyway she has some history making news in her reign…
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My Foxhole Nearly Went Up For Justin Bieber

okay i don’t know what voodoo…
or hoodooo…
or whatever justin bieber is doing…
but i think i’m for it.
i said “think”.
yes i am saying this.
so justin bieber is trying to make every one of his stans burst in orgasmic bliss.
he is now the 2015 spokesperson for calvin klein (#mycalvins) jeans.
not to mention drawz.
just look at what god (or an graphic design artist) did to him…
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Nic Harris Gets Caught With His Pants Down

…are we complaining?
i got an email that free agent wolf,
nic harris,
is now the new spokesperson for FRIGO underwear.
the source told me there will also other nba/nfl wolves joining the campaign.
which means some nice “in ya drawz” shots to come,
but i got the nic harris exclusive shots.
like so…