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No Straights, No Shirts, But Good Service

i’m not really into gay clubs/bars.
depending on the event,
i’m not into the straight ones either.
well that is unless i’m in VIP.
i don’t do “on the floor”; no j.lo.
last night a hybrid associate wanted me to come out.
he knew i was depressed so he wanted me to “remember” what fun the city was.
i thought we were going to a restaurant or something.
no.
oh no.
he wanted me to meet his new snow fox that he has been messing with for two months.

“you made me miss breaking bad and devious maids for this?” i asked, when i arrived downtown.
“he’ll pay for your food and dranks.”
“…okay so where we going.”
“a gay bar.”
“oh jesus.”

i wanted to turn around…
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I Told Ya’ll Jason Collins Only Liked Vanilla Ice Cream

…with him being the chocolate on top.
*boom boom chinnnnnnnnng*
jason collins allegedly has a new boo.
yes.
it seems jason has found himself a “luv-ah”.
do you want to see this “luv-ah“?
well the “luv-ah” is underneath the break…
“luv-ah”…

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If You Ain’t Acting Clear, Then You Ain’t Going Up “There”.

acceptance.
the action or process of being received as adequate or suitable.
noun.
we all want to feel loved.
we all also want acceptance.
people can spend years busting their ass,
hoping they’ll be appreciated for all they do.
trust me i do it every day with this site.…

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Channing Tatum Dances On Top of Jamie Foxx

well kinda but not exactly.
channing looked so nice in his suit…

who knew he could bust out in his stripper moves,
wearing a tux,
and on top of a piano.
one being played by a foxhole favorite,
jamie foxx…

hmmmm.
they went on jimmy kimmel to promote their new movie,
white house down,
and jamie said he wrote a song about channing.
well…

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If I Had A Dislike Button, I Would Wake Up With 20,001 Dislikes

you walk into the lunch room.
every seat is taken.
sadly, you walk around aimlessly looking for a someplace to sit.
the look on your face has a slight nervousness because you know where you may end up.
the janitors table.
only where the losers and outcasts sit.
eureka!
you see an empty spot.
as you walk towards it,
you see “that person” is sitting at the other end.
“that person” don’t like you. at. allllll.
no reason.
as you approach, they put their bag on the seat.
they turn their head back into their conversation.
as you walk away,
you can hear the faint laughs as your self-esteem gets eggs thrown at it.

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why is it that the people you may just actually be cool with treat you like dirt?
is it something you did to them you didn’t realize?
is it subtle jealousy, or even envy?
or, is it unbridled attraction that is getting in the way of their judgement?
let’s hope it is the latter.
i started to wonder…