i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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they should never have given ya’ll pineapple’s dicks.
smh.
so i’ve posted about baller wolf for the pittsburgh steelers,
le’veon bell,
a couple times in the past now.
he has the bawdy and the ( x bunz ).
well he is also packing super sperm too.
allegedly,
he got his:

fiancee
girlfriend
side hoe

…pregnant at the same time.
the side hoe is an alleged cheerleader for the rams.
you know if that is true,
she is getting fired.
well according to a video posted on “black sports online”…

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i had a feeling it was too good to be true.
thank god i been there before.
was way too sexual,
said all the right sexual things,
only wanted to meet to try something sexual.
whatchu think?
i didn’t come this far to be “the dumb bitch” now right?…

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