ever since “eatin the booty like groceries” became “in”,
it seems like a lot more straight wolves are secretly experimenting.
i’ve noticed 100% straight wolves have fatter tails.
i don’t know if it’s the gym or genetics,
but straight wolves always have the best bunz for feasting.
the vixens are lucky…
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tank has been turnt out by a real good mouth.
he woke up thursday morning,
hoped in his car,
and had to pull over at the side of the road to tell us this via the shade room…
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