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looks mean nothing when he wants to ride you into the sunset

One thing I’ve learned about males from experience and The Foxhole…

it doesn’t matter if you’re ugly or fine,
fat or skinny,
muscular or average,
masc or fem,
tall or short,
broke or employed,
wild pimples or clean & clear face,
a cool kid or a dork,
wolves or foxes,
big bumsi or flat pancakes,
come from a well to do family or be raised in the hood…
when males want to saddle up and ride…

a new ride gallops into town for review

i was just talking to a Foxholer that we need new meats.
we need a new sexy wolf on the scene with some danger dack.
one who will pipe you down first and ask you how you’re doing after.

…or maybe,
that is what I want?

no sooner than we had that conversation,
i was sent this…

if you go, you might be able to ride his toned thighs too

foxholeeeeeeeeee…
not only can males rub lamonte down,
he’s letting you ride those toned thighs at the “exotic paintings”.
a foxholer sent me this to share with everyone and…
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Fuck The Police (Literally)

*the following entry is xxx material.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

^he isn’t in this story,
btw.
it is no doubt that some of hunters aka police don’t follow the rules.
i mean look at our news.
some of them can be drug addicts,
humongous racists,
low key abusers,
and “fuck me to get outta jail” with prostitutes.
this is all in my head.
the following is a “caught on tape” situation.
it’s a vixen allegedly saying “fuck the police”…
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Anyone Want A Ride From Quinton Hillocks?

imagine if your uber driver looked like ^that?
what if he was a:

model
ex boxer
personal trainer
(ex) porn star?

well,
that would be quinton hillocks on his day job.
he found himself in this “no hart/enchilada” scandal.
they made their first appearance and quinton joined them…
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They Didn’t Think Riding This Would Kill Them

the movie,
“final destination”,
scared me growing up.
i remember i watched the first one about the airplane and was shook.
i had to fly a couple days later and was terrified.
well the following is a real life scene like out of the movie.
a ride at the ohio state fair,
called “the fire ball”,
malfunctioned and sent the riders flying to doom.
i saw this graphic video and it re-affirmed…
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