I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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okay.
foxhole…
i was involved in ^that twitter on the train.
i nearly missed my stop i was that into it.
it’s called…
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you know…
i’ve watched some hoodrat videos in my life,
but when i literally scream out in horror…
you know it’s serious.
so this latest is:

“BLACK JACKAL FIGHTS SNOW JACKAL AND DOG”

you read right.
if you are an animal lover,
this is your warning for graphic content…
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“oh how precious!
look at her!
she is absolutely precious and light skinned-ed-ed…”

…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know…
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i think my neighbors must have heard me laughing my ass off at this…
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so i knew september was going to show up sooner or later.
oh thats august alsina‘s ratchet alter ego.
so he was involved in a little spat last night.
he performed at the “state of emergency” concert in st louis.
it was in honor of mike brown.
now see…
you already know spatting during a tribute is completely ghetto.
anyway due to sound issues during his set,
reports are saying he got into it with a promoter named “slim” backstage.
of course theshaderoom got the pictures and video…
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