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kevin hart uses his gay card to get back on the oscars

kevin hart always a trick or two up his sleeve.
he’s a slippery fucker.
he won’t be outta here that easy.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but the oscar committee canned him over of his past tweets.
( x see those past entries here )
ellen degenres isn’t letting him go anywhere tho.
they say she’s the gatekeeper to the gay community.
once you go on her show,
you’re washed and reborn in the blood of gay Jesus.
she has put on her cape and is standing tall for kevin.
this is what happened when he went on her show today…

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Justin Bieber DOESN’T Want To Be Your “Nigga” Or Anything In That Vicinity

Justin-Bieber-SNL-Weed-Featurejustin bieber wants to update you about the last entry.
you remember:

x this one

well seems there is a misunderstanding from a vocal cat fish…
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The Tale of a Fox Who Messed With A Pre-Baller Wolf

I need a boo.

One who will take care of me when I am sick.
One who will rescue me when I am at my lowest.
UGH.
I hate being alone.
I have friends, but I need a MAN.
Nothing feels better than a Wolf taking care of you.

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In my state of almighty sickness yesterday,
a Fox sent me an email that 1) inspired me…
…and 2) made me throw up.

Not because of what he said.
But it got me so excited, that my poor stomach went into overdrive.
A Fox who has dealt with a Baller Wolf before he was a Baller Wolf.

My kind of email!
Anyway, lets get into it…

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The Happy Hour of Doom’s Dick

ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

What a small world this is.
You can’t fuck someone without them knowing someone who knows someone.
This lifestyle had to be so tiny.
So I met up with a Wolf of mine who has been tryna lasso me for quite some time.
He is short, pudgy, and not my speed – BUT, he is still a friend.
We will call him PR since he does public relations for a major publication.

PR asked me to come with him to a Happy Hour’s spot after work.
I agreed since it was a beautiful day in the Concrete Forest.
When I got to the spot, he waved me down from where he was at the bar.
When I walked up to him, to my surprise, he was with someone.

When dude turned around……………

…. it was a dude I have mentioned before.

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