pitch

i make a better catcher than a pitcher

i feel like an absolute idiot right now.
okay,
let me rephrase that.
i feel like an absolute idiot because i don’t know how to pitch the foxhole.
something i love and want to make a career out of,
i don’t know how to write a fuckin’ pitch email.
it’s like…

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That Time They Wanted To Live Their Glory Days As Pre-Baller Wolves

sometimes we miss our callings.
this following story an f-bi sent me proves just that.
so two jackals were upset over a messed up food order.
instead of talking to the manager,
or walking they fuck out,
they decided to do an impromptu audition for: