well jr smith wants to give it to you…

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i have always thought method man was attractive.

he always had this smooth laidback swagg about him.
i also had a thing for his lips.
how ironic i was just asking someone about him the other day.
wondering if he still did music?
was he chillin in retirement?
is he going to act in anything soon?
funky divena kinda answered my question.
he still fuckin’ loose mouth hoes because one leaked his pipe.
good enough for me…

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“hey girl what you doing today?”
“nothing biiiiiiitch, i’m bout to go to the gym.”
“yyaasssss you muscular ass queen bitch fuck it up!!!”

i was never one to greet men,
no matter how feminine,
in this lifestyle as “girl“.
i don’t even address real life females like that.
i never greeted straight wolves like “son” or “dawg” either.
i was never into calling people pet names like that.
nick names is different.
i’ll use it to try to remember you by something that stands out.
it’s my personal way of letting you know that i like you.
in this lifestyle,
i notice almost everyone is a “girl” or a “bitch”.
on rare occasions,
they are “fags”.
is that the greeting or a friend or an enemy?
i’m usually lost.
weirdly enough,
i usually associate those names with the negatives.
the extra.
the redundant.
i often wondered if i was wrong for never embracing that?
never calling a grown ass man my “girl”?
i had to ask…

Is “HEY GIRL” the new “WASSUP SON”?

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it’s clear who she is talkin’ bout.
whenever joseline gets mad at “you know who“,
she starts shining the gay spotlight on him.
stevie j went on vlad tv to put to rest any dl wolf like activity…

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the following is one of them hood skrippas.
i can picture him dancing in some hole in the wall.
probably the best looking one in the joint…

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i caught up with a sista friend yesterday.
when we talk,
it is always a deep conversation about life.
my favorite!
the topic was black people.
we got onto the subject of skin color.
she said that if beyonce was as dark as her,
she would not have nearly the amount of success that she has.
“i kinda agree”.
she also pondered why these sistas in the industry always dye their hair blonde?
i often wondered myself because many of them looking stunning with darker hair.
before we hung up,
she said i should thank my parents i am able to “pass“.
“life is not to kind to dark berries,” she said.
that part left me confused…

… but i got it.
i wanted to say it hasn’t got me a job,
but whatever.
i started to wonder if the lighter the skin,
the more open the magic door of acceptance?
would life,
according to her,
be amazing if you “pass“?…

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