i like yeezus’s approach to the paparazzi asking him questions.
it is a huge life lesson wrapped up in a simple:
“shut the fuck up”
when someone you don’t care tries to get in ya business.
the paps still ain’t learn tho.
well he treats the american paps like shit,
but he is all smiles with the french…
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aint this some bullllllllshit…

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i woke up this morning at 4am in a sweat.
it was kinda hot in my apartment,
because the heat been on “hoe in church with no draws on” level.
ironically enough,
i went to sleep naked that night.
i had a funny feeling in the pit my stomach.
something didn’t feel “right”.
i get those feelings often.
i got up and went to check the locks.
locked.
i walked throughout the crib to make sure no one was hiding in my closets.
(ha ha ha i already hear the jokes now).
nothing.
i looked at my mail on my coffee table.
  no current or overdue bills.
restaurant ads and junk mail.
my apartment was clean.
i gave a quick thanks to god.
he has provided me so much and i am truly grateful.
i laid on my couch.
what was this feeling i was having?
why was i having it?
i wasn’t use to it.
then it hit me!
i was feeling the effects of “my house was in order”.
i had no drama in my life.
i’m not getting fucked on the regular,
but i don’t have to worry about some bullshit ass wolf.
no struggling to pay bills.
food was in my fridge.
i’m unemployed,
but i was still making it.
i cut off all the dead weight.
i erased a ton of useless contacts in my phone.
so why was i feeling like this?
why was i up at 4am,
naked,
and still stripping myself down looking for something wrong?
i started to wonder…
if i am so used to things going completely left field…

Was I actually shocked when things are going right?

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i’m all for people trying to advance their careers.
even try something new.
it worked for someone like j.lo for a little while.
look we are all singers and rappers in the privacy of our homes,
but that is where it needs to stop.
this is for you desean…

don’t make that face.
this is for your own good.
did anyone know desean was trying to be a rapper?
well i heard he wanted to attempt it,
but i didn’t think he was serious.
he debuted his new video called “brinks truck“.
yes.
i know.
typical negro shit.
it features gillie da kid, lee mazin & yung mac….

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this is my quote for that quote:

the following quote comes from morrissey,
former snow something from the rock group smiths…

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the american dollar has lost it’s value.
after all these antics in the government,
it has caused a decline in our worth.
everything worth having has declined also.
one thing that should NEVER decline?
your talents and value.
the other day,
i had something happen that reminded me my worth as a human being.
i’m NOT the fox to settle for less…

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