“Look At That Bubble Butt” (NFL Combine)

78c4ca5990a8505110db36ea50907afcthis is one of my favorite weekends next to the nfl/nba draft.
2015 nfl combine.
ooooohhhhh yes foxessssss.
the name alone gives me chills.
remember thats where we first spotted ( x darius slay )?
this is the weekend when we see pre baller wolves goin’ hard.
working out in multiple positions.
some will make it to my bedroom the draft.
others will make it to my bedroom try again next year.
well this is something for the wolves from combine.
i don’t know his name yet,
but his bunz are on fleek.
 the announcer couldn’t stop looking either.
football jocks got the vine for ya…
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Top Shelf Wolf: Chris Matthews

Screen Shot 2015-02-01 at 8.40.45 PMso i don’t know if you are watching,
but chris matthews of the seattle seahawks is having a amazing game.
he is also on the next “it” baller wolf radar.
i had to go through his dossier
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Top Shelf Wolf: Kam Chancellor

Screen Shot 2015-02-01 at 6.52.21 PMso you already know,
i’m here for the seattle seahawks.
well i’m also here for a few baller wolves on that team.
one being “bam bam kam” aka kam chancellor.
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A Double Cup of Joe

Screen Shot 2014-12-22 at 9.04.55 PMwell here is a double cup of joe.
“big papa penis” baller wolf joe anderson.
“lil’ wolf with a big boy body” joe warren.
big joe has was last playing for the eagles,
but sadly he was cut.
lil joe is a model and personal trainer.
well they are both “brother wolves in christ”.
well just look at god…
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Adrian Peterson Will Now Have Time To Make A Quilt

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 10.07.11 PM…super dad?
not a good look especially with this scandal.
it must be freezing in minnesota.

why?
well baller wolf,
adrian peterson and his career,
are officially on ice…
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You Will Not Be Able to Grab Jimmy Graham’s Baller Bunz Anymore

jimmyso baller wolf of the new orlean’s saints,
jimmy graham,
is putting restrictions on grabbing his bunz.
actually the party dun!
there will be no more touching of the legendary cakes.
well here is why…
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