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now ya’ll know that hugging video was gay af!

most straight males are not taught to be emphatic.
some of us don’t even know how to be compassionate.
i should know.
some gay males can be as worse as our straight counterparts.
life can teach you how to understand and feel for others.
i should know that too.
life has handed me the lemons to make a lemonade stand.
it’s titled:

The Foxhole

i saw a video where two mlb baller wolves were caught in an embrace.
one baller wolf is in his lap,
while the other is stroking his hair

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David Denson: The Right Way To Publicly Come Out The Closet?

Brewers-minor-leaguer-David-Deyou know when someone comes out the closet in sports or hollywood,
usually the motivation is to sell some magazines or t-shirts.
shortly after,
the skeletons get exposed and “we” end up being over them.
when the world is your stage,
there is always a hidden agenda in the background.
well that may not have been the case of mlb baller wolf,
david denson.
he recently came out the closet with very little agenda.
cnn had this to say…

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(Baller Wolf) This Could Be Us

tumblr_narkux0X3M1rcqcqmo1_500yeah that could be us…
but i only like to be tackled.
direct me to the baller wolves who like a nice tight end from a fox.
will:

cook
clean
massage
organize
schedule
shop
style
give head like a common whore

available to start 8/23/2014.
references upon request.

*picture does not represent the sexuality of the players in the picture.

picture courtesy: nfl groupie

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A Old Bird Gets Stuffed

aedc25c40e7011e2968922000a1cdbb3_7now before you gasp at the title of this entry…
i like evelyn lozada and her bird-ish ways.
she makes for good tv and i was wondering what she was gonna do next?
bbw is dead and stinkin’,
she doesn’t really possess any talent,
and i can’t see her doing challenges on survivor or that donald trump show.
so when the going gets tough,
the tough go and get a baby bump
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What Do We Think of Matt Kemp?

I know he was bangin’ Rihanna for a little while,
and that is when I first heard of him.
I’m not a baseball Wolf hunter too much so excuse my lateness.
I see EVERYONE ridin’ his dick like he is the finest thing since frog hair.

But my question is….

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