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The Gay Lover Has Arrived (and He Came With a Kettle)

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well in a bigger twist,
than the other twists in this story,
it seems omar mateen’s alleged gay lover has come forth.
let’s take a look at what he looks like
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Miguel Attempts To Calm The Rough Seas

Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 7.49.49 PMso miguel got caught up in tidal wave filled with angry frank ocean stans.
either that or he read my entry yesterday.
( x that interview ) he had i’m sure opened the floodgates.
either way,
he wanted to clear the air with an instagram statement on what he meant…
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Miguel Thinks He Makes Better Music Than Frank Ocean

tumblr_mtg0qt7tIM1qa42jro1_500-570883076i like miguel.
i like frank ocean.
well miguel thinks he makes better music than frank ocean.
this is what he told the uk sunday times via rap-up
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Miguel Does “Bawdy” For His Next Album

CEwyyfmUEAAnEmxum miguel…
i see he is trying to cum back strong.
bawdy included.
i’ll allow it.

lowkey: miguel a freak too.
he say he like to eat the booty.
yeah.
i’ll buy his album.
i support my fellow freaks.

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Miguel Joins The Cast of Cell Block “D”

miguelcagedbirdmiguel is always in some shit.
first he played wwf and landed on that vixen’s neck at the billboard awards.
now he done got himself arrested!…

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When His Foots Lands On Ya Head, Say Ya Brain Deads!

MIGUELSUEDour poor miguel.
things were all good about a month ago.
well that is before this happened…

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