Would You Let This Man Be Your Mentor?

brad+pitt+short+hairstyle+1listen im about to be all the real honest.
you know i don’t give a damn.
ever since i was a teenager,
ive wanted to sleep with brad pitt.
he sealed my attraction to him in “oceans 11” and “mr. and mrs. smith”.
he is vintage white penis.
anyway even though angie j has sucked the life out him,
i’m sure literally,
he has taken an eye to my lupita nyong’o.
so much so he wants to mentor her career.
uh oh?

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Now Tyson, Does This Special Cum With Good Dick Too?

My model days are WAAAYYYYY behind me or I would have tried out.
But, this maybe a good opportunity Foxes, Wolves, Vixens, and Hybrids out there!
Getting some mentoring and management from a model vet would be an absolute good look.

PLEASE DO NOT SHOW HIM SOME INSTAGRAM PICTURES.
TAKE A NICE CLEAN HEAD SHOT AND A FULL BODY SHOT.
PUT ALL THE CHAINS, BRACELETS, AND EXTRA BULLSHIT AWAY.

DO NOT EMBARRASS US IN THE FOXHOLE!

Now since that is out the way…

Tyson,
what is in it for the Fox who just wants to try out for “some”?
That’s it.