“mmm you know he suckin’ dick for happy meals right? yes chile.”

“um no one is a bottom anymore cause its all about being a vers boo boo. i been making a good hoe name for myself in these streets. step ya bussy game up. no one sucks a dick like me bay bah bayyyy bayyyy!!!”

“ooh didn’t you hear? he a escort on craigslist. can you imagine? craigslist? all the real hoes go on a4a boo. i’m just sayings in everything. shoots.”

“biiiiiitch guess who i just saw on myvidster getting his back. blown. out???!!! biiiiitttttch!!! he was supposed to be a top, but biiiiiiitch he a bottom!!!??? i mean biiiiiiiitch he never wanted to fuck me in any role, but i had to tell you biiiiitch because its a biiiitccchhh!!!”

now inside the church its:

“that is sister margret’s daughter. you know she has a past right? married men girl. mm hmm.”

“why didn’t sam put money in for offering? he is not giving to the lord. don’t he know hell?”

“i just had to pray for sister denise. mm mmm. she slept with 5 men in one weekend and is pregnant. don’t know who the father is. poor girl. she told me in confidence, but the lord told me to share.”

“the lord told me it was okay to sleep with the pastor. he came to me in prayer and said the reason he doesn’t look at his wife is because they are not happy. the lord told me to sit and spin on his penis three times, look to the left, and bark like a dog and i will be the new first lady.”

i started to wonder…

Same story; different cast?

Continue reading “Dear God Can You Put A Penis In My Mouth So I Will Stop Gossiping. Amen!” →

“I’m known to walk alone
But I’m alone for a reason” – Beyonce, Upgrade U

I was on Twitter earlier and I noticed a friend of mine was Mr. Popularity.
I checked out some of his friends and they were all sexy.
He doesn’t live in The Concrete Forest,
I can’t exactly chill with him and see what’s good.
He knows all the “discreet” dudes who run within this lifestyle.
Which probably opens up doors for him to meet new Wolves.
So is that the secret?….
Continue reading “Click Here To Add As Friend” →