LMAO

I. Can’t. Breath. Neither Could He.

Jack Andraka a pretty smart guy.
He is only fifteen and already studying under a doctor at John Hopkins.
He maybe rolling in dough soon enough.
Soon from now, he will have some Kim Kardashian lookalike on his arm.

Jack won the top award at Intel ISEF 2012.
He created a new, non-invasive method to detect early-stage pancreatic cancer.
A childhood dream of his to win this award.
I love a feel good story.
But check his reaction to winning the award…

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… Annnnnnnd I’m Done!

So I was on Tumblr when I ran across this…

thunderwear:

ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him….

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I’M DEAD!

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… Fuckin’ In The New York City McDonalds

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I Am In Tears (Faded?)

I did this for the Fox who sent me an email.
He wanted me to throw this up as an entry.
I was not going to, but I felt everyone needed a laugh this early morning.

Ya know…
I have been in and out of studios for the last couple weeks.
I know some people who can hook me up with a hot track if I wanted.
You don’t see me getting my ass on the mic though.
I be TEMPTED to drop a hot 1, 2 for ya’ll asses.
But, the world does not need to hear my ~~classically trained~~ voice.