LMAO

What If Scandal Was A Cartoon?

so the f-bi knows i love scandal.
i try to live tweet about it on my twitter as im watching.
one of my trusty fox gladiators sent me this video labelled “watch now and smile”.
i did more than smile…
Continue reading “What If Scandal Was A Cartoon?” →

On The Floor Seriously (A Quickie)

i just saw this on someone’s pinterest just now.
i had to post it because i was on the floor.
so real life for me lol
i wish they would direct me to the breakthrough i been lookin for tho.
i don’t need the face palm when i’m fuckin up.
just sayin…

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (25)

so i just saw this video on wshh and i had a thought.
well besides the tranny’s balls making an appearance…
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (25)” →

What The Fox Say?

i was just reading up on my chick,
lana del rey,
new found rise with her remixed hit ( x summertime sadness ).
i been on lana since “video games”.
everyone late.
so this was the first sentence on the billboard article i was reading:

A surprise success story even in a summer filled with them (“Blurred Lines,” “The Fox”), Lana Del Rey is celebrating the first crossover hit of her career and a recent re-entry into the top 20 of the Billboard 200 thanks to a dark-horse dance remix of a song released in its original form nearly 20 months ago.

i had to go check out this “the fox” song from ylvis.
well…
Continue reading “What The Fox Say?” →

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE….

jason from friday the 13th has no filter.
he will kill your ass with no hesitation.
you kinda always knew who lived in the movies because she usually wasn’t blonde.
well what if he was in the hood?
a real life friday the 13th?
you know black folks always talkin about snow bunnies running and falling.
i think this prank video from vitalyzdtv proved otherwise…
Continue reading “KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE….” →

(Hands On Ya Knees!) Nick Cannon Teaches Us How To Twerk!

he looks sexy in that picture.
don’t kill me mariah.
so nick cannon is living the black american dream.
he is rich,
has a successful tv show,
doesn’t have a raging drug habit,
married to a r&b diva,
and has two cute kids within wedlock.
so what else is there left to do?
oh i know!
get on bethanny frankel’s new talk show and teach us how to twerk.
yes thats right.
below is nick cannon teaching us that “miley cyrus” twerksum…
Continue reading “(Hands On Ya Knees!) Nick Cannon Teaches Us How To Twerk!” →