sometimes when an animal ‘ack up,
you gotta remind them exactly who you are.
now i’m not saying go around and use things as blackmail.
no.
i’m saying when someone who knows you wants to get buck,
or finds themselves trying to call you out over pettiness,
you gotta remind them of their secrets.
just a hint.
something tiny that will make them shut the entire fuck up.
well this is what happened today.
lets rewind,
shall we?
so kanye changed his album title from “swish” to “waves”.
if the album is anything like the last,
he should name it “POLF”.
wiz khalifia thought it was disrespect because max b,
a harlem rapper currently in prison,
started the “wave” movement out in harlem.
wiz tweeted this:

ye,
who thought “kk” was a shot as “kim kardashain”,
went the FUCK off.
a foxholer sent me a collection of all the tweets…
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blac chyna seems like a sweet vixen.
her cub is also really damn cute.
i felt her pain after her break up with tyga.
she gave her time,
and womb,
to that fuck-jackal only to be cheated on with an alleged pre-teen.
that had to have stung.
all while said pre-teen’s family invited her into their homes,
smiled up in her face,
but really knew what was up.
that is usually grounds for an ass whoopin’.
after they broke up,
she tried her hand at being an attentionista.
yeah.
pretty much failed.
she isn’t amber rose.
well this is what happened after i saw this recent picture…
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i tried not to bust out laughing.
failed miserably.
sigh.
you are my people.

one of my fav mind fucks of last year was the movie,
“gone girl”.
lawd ham mercy that shit had me turnt out.
i immediately had to ( x write about it ) in the foxhole.
well when rob kardashain posted this about his sister kim…
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i saw this today and fell the fuck out.
clearly iggy azalea is trying to rap in the language of tasmanian…
Continue reading “Now What Language Is This?” →

what the hell is sandra rose’s issue with gay men?
well she came at jussie smollett,
aka jamal lyon from empire,
real crazy on twitter.
i guess she didn’t realize he also has a mouth on him as well…
Continue reading “Sandra Rose Can’t Bring Down Jussie Smollett’s Empire” →