lebron james

King James Says “F The Peasants” and Gets A Police Escort

king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

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Deshawn Stevenson Is Now Bowing Down To King James?

nba baller wolf,
deshawn stevenson,
has learned that what goes around comes around.
sometimes you may have to eat it as well.
deshawn is probably going to be a free agent

x see here

…and is campaigning to get on the miami heat HEAVY.
that campaigning has gone to his twitter account…

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When King James Says Carry His Bags… You Do It.

as you know,
i love how king james walks.
something about it just turns me on.
(i wonder if he likes being called king james during sex?)
lebron and his entourage went shopping in beverly hills this weekend.
i guess he needed stuff for his trip to manila ( x here ).
as a good entourage, they carried all his bags…

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Everyone Get Ready For Grandmaster Lebron James!

lebron james done got to overly hype with his friendship with jigga.
he is trying his hand at rapping!
here’s a quick snippet of him rapping off “niggas in paris”...

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It Smells Like Blood, Sweat, Tears, Jock Straps, and Gym Socks

the wolves of the miami heat celebrated HEAVY at story last night.
no words.
it went from a story to a movie.
all the festivities from beyondthebuzzer…