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Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue…

I had a crush on Stevie J when I saw his pic in Vibe magazine as a kid.
It was showcasing the Hit Men producers for Bad Boy.
All I remember was he became my jack off fantasy for a good year off that pic.

my foxy senses told me not to go to bed yet.
it looks like we got an update about the alleged stevie j pics that dropped.
this is an update from a F-BI…

males who are interested in other males,
but want to blend into the crowd,
often make themselves more obvious they like other males.
it’s like i wanna say to them:

“You see everything you are doing to not try to look gay?
Well, do the opposite of that.”

nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
has had a lot of alleged rumors circulating about his sexuality for years.
he pulled out an amateur trick in “the curious and DL playbook“:

Went and had a gang of kids

remember when we fonted about ( x his alleged threesome gone wrong )?
it looks like the messages got leaked via “the neighborhood talk“…

Continue reading “dwight howard is not denying that he was hungry for dack in this lawsuit!” →

i’ve heard interesting things from conspiracy theorists i know.
i was told if i got vaccinated,
i’ll die because the government wanted to kill us all.

“Who is paying these taxes if we all die?”

allegedly,
princess diana was killed cause she saw the royal family turn into lizards.
of course,
they have all sided with kanye.
i was told he was right that slavery was a choice.
when it came to the sandy hook elementary massacre in 2012,
i was told it never happened.
the wildest i was told?

“Kyle Rittenhouse is actually a paid actor.
He was one of the actors used in Sandy Hook.”

apparently,
they “discovered” his alleged picture was used as one of the victims.
for the record:

I never believed or thought of any of that to be true.

alex jones,
a conspiracy theorist who said similar about the sandy hook massacre,
lost his trial from being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
the amount of money that he has to pay tho…

Continue reading “the biggest conspiracy theorist of all has to pay for his words (alex jones)” →

when star fox was killed,
one of my first thought was:

This is how his family would find out he dealt with males.

once they got his phone from his dumb ass roommates,
they ended up getting the meta unlock.
i think his father did since he was the one to get down there first.
he has kept star fox’s business from the rest.
bob saget and his death remain the talk of the social media forests.
his family has made sure nothing about his death will ever become public.
per “cnn“…

Continue reading “WE WILL NEVER FIND OUT HOW BOB SAGET ALLEGEDLY DIED. PERIOD.” →

so chris brown is not playing with these hoes.
this is the perfect time for him to drop an album too,
but i digress.
so chris ( x won’t be facing any charges ) for the alleged rape scandal.
since she claims she was allegedly “violently raped”,
he’s about to violently rape her pockets.
too soon?
well this is what chris brown is gonna do next via “tmz”…
Continue reading “they won’t try to ruin chris brown and get away with it” →