Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

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