ooh,
drakey poo…
have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.

Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.

this was his answer…

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marvin bienaime is out here turning folks gay.
he made me accept my taste with all the sexy males he photographs.
his ig can be the perfect jack-off material too.

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what?
marvin spares no details on the meats.
i wonder if the males he photographs know folks are jackin off to them?
i bet some of them will have a hissy fit with that reality.
that would make me feel sexy and horny af but some of these males can be dorks.
 a vix-bi sent me something that marvin posted on his ig.
i don’t know if this was a joke or…

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i use to think taye diggs was fine.
i loved his smile and that tail of his:

well taye is trending because of a joke he made on twitter.
someone tweeted about what nba baller wolf,
steph curry,
said in reference to another baller wolf,
klay thompson.
it was in reference to “how stella got her groove back”,
a movie that taye has starred in.
well somehow taye saw it and well via baller alert…
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now i’m not the most parental fox in the world,
or universe,
so this made me bust out laughing…
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it pays to have good friends in your life.
these are the people who make me go on,
even when i feel like giving up.
so this morning,
half asleep,
karaoke texted me asking me to do her a favor.
she wanted my cable info to watch a show on her computer.
since she is one of my closest friends that i trust,
i said why not?
one thing about karaoke is she cooks really good.
her family makes the best food.
she always sends me pictures of food she makes.
well i’m no where close to florida to get some food,
and i was stupid hungry,
so i texted jokingly…
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someone is out to get justin bieber.
well who isn’t?
so before he started acting…
let me find a word so i’m not part of the problem this morning…
got it.
“pineapples”.
there we go…
thanks kevin hart!
so before justin bieber started acting all “pineapple-ish”.
justin liked to make jokes about the same “pineapples”.
did you find this “pineapple” joke offensive?…
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