I’d like to call myself an tail-ologist of sorts.

from my long term Foxholers,
you know i love a nice tail on my wolves.
i’m a fox who loves tail and i’m not afraid to admit it.
as you can see from the shot above,
we can tell john cena is stacked due to that side tail shot above.

It’s all in the 180 degree curvature of the butt cheekage.

also,
it sits up high right at the top.
you can see it when some males wear dress slacks.
i feel that is the “oh he got ass ass” indicator.
you see it better when some of these males who sag their pants.

Some males got that “Peek a Boo” where their tails look better with pants off.
It looks better when in full display of naked.

john was caught preparing for his alleged humiliation ritual at the oscars last night…