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Who Wants To Go Down Into The Tunnel Of Love With Me?

… and I do mean TUNNEL…

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Remember When We Smashed Ontop That Isuzu Truck?

Does anyone remember this video?

Who doesn’t remember that video?
I got many a great nutz off to that foXXX back in the day.

Sexy ass Wolf.
Scorpion tattoo… ON HIS DICK (you already know how I feel about Scorpios)
Fucking a Fox on top of an Isuzu truck.

Well, rumors were saying he died.
Some were saying jail.
I even heard some saying a mental institution.
Due to some trusty Fox field work,
I found him…

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I Hear It Is Bad Luck To Open An Umbrella In The House

Rain drops falling on my head…

They say when it rains; it pours.
You better hope you have your umbrella or you will get soaked.
Right now in the Concrete Jungle, it is pouring.
Who knew it would also be pouring while I am in the house…

We cannot avoid bad things from happening to us.
We can pray, pay tithes, and even command the assistance of a voodoo priestess,
but we will still find ways to land knee deep in bullshit.
But, how do you make it all go by easier?
Or, do we just have to have faith that things will work out for the best?
Why it is so easy to have faith when things are going our way…

…but when it isn’t, we forget it exists?

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So I Would Be The Fox To Die First…

I know Halloween is over with this entry…
but do I look like I give a damn?

I am a big Halloween buff.
Not the holiday, but the actual movie franchise.

Michael Myers, like Jesus, is my homeboy.
He is the only one I know who can walk,
while you are running,
and still manage catch up with your out of breath ass.
And with enough energy, choke the living shit out of you.
He was smooth lol