If you had asked me a few years ago,
I would’ve said I’d be devastated if Work Wolf died.
If he died tomorrow,
I probably wouldn’t care.
That is a done deal.

it’s funny how time and perspective change everything,
isn’t it?

last night,
one of my good friends told me her great love had passed away unexpectedly.
i never met him but the news hit harder than i expected…

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.

when you look like jon the barber…

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…you become even sexier.

jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner…

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but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out…

A price hike panic that felt more scrambled than than anything else.

it was interesting to me to see this discussion about the price of eggs.
when i went into the supermarket,
eggs were like 3 to 4 dollars on average.
i like mine “cage free” but during the Rona,
they were like 7 dollars at one point.
after rona,
my grocery bill as a whole became much more affordable.

Imagine my surprise when he started harping on grocery bills like they were sky-high.

this man dog-walked biden/harris for inflation,
built an entire campaign on “lowering costs”...

Trump in October: “This will rapidly drive prices down […] It'll also bring your grocery bill way down.”

Trump now: "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard." pic.twitter.com/m5sna6e5Fp

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 12, 2024

and now in his “time’s man of the year” interview via the hill…

I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.

i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.
well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.
so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting names…

Have you ever noticed how the truth can get buried under a really good performance by someone who is seen as “good”?

i can’t font you how many “glinda the good witches” i’ve met in my time on this forest.
the ones who sparkle with kindness and virtue because of wealth or popularity.
if we’re being 110%,
they were all “glinda the good bitches” because eventually,
it’s almost theatrical how their exposure is.

Unfortunately for you,
you don’t get the luxury of an apology from the munchkins who listened.
You just end up all wet.

funny enough,
i’ve never seen or read wicked…

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…