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derek jr is straight (for the 50th time, he has to remind ya’ll…)

so derek jr is fed up!
fed tf up with ya’ll assuming he is gay or bi.
he tole ya’ll before he is straight,
but just likes to eat vixen tail every now and… now,
pretty much.
can i tell ya’ll how much i love an ig press release?
derek had to put one out to remind ya’ll of his sexuality…
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kyle goffney and jones tamar’s marriage: grand opening; grand closing?

i’m gonna give two really controversial opinions.
ready?
okay…

97% of gay males shouldn’t get married

98% of people in general need to keep their relationships off social media

gay males need more than cute selfies to be marriage material.
there is always a “crafty whore(s)” lurking behind these social relations.
so on twitter,

i saw that a recent union between kyle goffney and jones tamar ended after a month.
this was the ig press release on kyle’s page…
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