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ADRIAN PETERSON: I TALK; YOU LISTEN.

Adrian.
Adrian.
Adrian.

What is this?
You get off of the injured list and go wild?
I feel we need to have a quick pep talk.
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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.