i watched “this place rules” and realized we are living in a horror movie

sometimes,
when i keep seeing something over and over on my radar,
it is meant for me to pay attention to it.
it’s like The Universe is kindly saying:

“Jamari,
pineapple bish,
I’m talking to YOU.”

.i saw the poster for “this place rules” on hbo max everywhere.
the premise was everything that led up to ( x january 6th, 2021 ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_rX9S6sU8

 

the day we all lowkey thought the united forest was coming to an end.
andrew callaghan,
a journalist,
went to every trump rally before that fateful day.
he interviewed alex jones,
the proud boys,
and various people from both sides.
so last night,
before bed,
i watched it and…

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so i watched barbarian last night and well… (help)

foxhole…
i watched this movie last night and i could not stop screaming.
my hand was to my mouth.
i covered my eyes at a point.
they “had” said on the social media forests:

Barbarian is the scariest horror movie they saw.

…and i was pumped.
you know i like a wild ride.
buuuuuttttttt,
ummmmerrraaahhhh…

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Who Is Ready To See Songzbird Get Chopped Up?

my favorite songzbird is trying to avoid getting sliced and diced like a big breasted blonde snow bunny?
songzbird will be running for his life in the new texas chainsaw 3d.
i predict a very gory death.
you know they do the black man dirty in these horror flicks.
trailer is down under…

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Who Wants To See The Incredicle Disappearing Banana?

STEP RIGHT UP!
STEP RIGHT UP!
WELCOME TO JAMARI’S HOUSE of HORROR HELL!

TODAY’S ACT OF HORROR IS:

PLEASE BE ADVISED THE FOLLOWING MAY MAKE YOU PUKE

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