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happy birthday to my one

happy birthday.
i woke up today feeling really calm.
that hasn’t been the case most mornings,
i’ll be honest.
it’s been anxiety city for whatever reason.
a foxholer mentioned you to me yesterday…

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happy birthday to me

oh hi.
it’s my birthday.
in barbados,
being born on the 5th means nothing.
when i came to america,
it’s a big ass deal.
i usually like to say that the fireworks are for me.
this past year was one for the record books tbh.
i don’t know how to describe it…
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the zaya wade stans had to drag hill harper for his alleged ‘dumb blonde moment’

i can understand a ‘dumb blond moment‘.
there are times when i have them so i get it.
i try to respect others by calling them by their right pronouns,
but i can have a slip up without malicious intent.
i had to ask myself tho:

“Is Hill Harper having a ‘dumb blonde moment’?”

so it was zaya wade’s birthday yesterday.
SHE got a ig post from HER step mother,
gabrielle union.

hill sent birthday wishes to HER as well,
but he ended up getting dragged in the comments

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put that thing to you mouth and blow it really hard for me (happy birthday foxhole)

so the mi drama knocked me on my whole ass.
i ended up getting a bad headache on friday night.
yesterday,
even tho the headache left,
but all i did was sleep and binge tv shows.

sidebar: i got into this show on netflix,
dead to me“:

i’m a tiny bit obsessed.

i was supposed to put up streamers,
pull out the fog machine,
blow up the balloons,
and getting a cake for the foxhole…

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happy birthday, jamari fox (now what have you learned?)

another birthday; a new fox.
this last year was pretty intense,
but it ended pretty solid.
besides that food poisoning stint earlier this week.
i was sitting here,
listening to some jazz,
while thinking about everything i’ve learned,
either good or bad.
this is a list

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Sorry Foxes But Keri Hilson Is The Owner Of That Congo Wild Snake

soooooooooo….

i want to be like keri hilson when i grow up.
well, not exactly.
i can do without the constant torment from the beyonce stans.
but, i do want her love life.
she managed to snag the sexiest baller wolf in the nba.
how that happened is a mystery.
it’s safe to say it is now confirmed she is wrestling that congo wild snake.
got this mofo wishing her happy birthday on twitter and paying for her birthday party in oklahoma!!

congrats miss keri baby….

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